"I have given my thoughts a safe little place to hide."
- ungraceful  (via ungracefulofme)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via easysleezyc0vergirl)

quentintortellini:

*falls asleep in the middle of sexting*

(via rednailsnotwrists)

lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lecture

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